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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

presidential pooch scandal

Dear Harry,
Do you think the new presidential pooch (PP) will have an affair during the first year of office? Or, will an old mistress/mister arrive at the white house with puppies in tow? And, do you think the new PP should air his/her laundry during campaigning or after winning office? Finally, how much should we care?
Sincerly,
A concern canine


Dear Concerned,

I think if there is any question, we'll have to sniff their butts. That's the only way to tell for sure!

Give 'em hell,

Harry