white house pets

Dear Harry,

Do you think the new U.S. President will have a dog in the White House? If so, what kind of dog would McCain have and what kind do you think Obama would have?

You don’t think they’d have a cat too do you?

Thanks,

A concerned citizen in San Francisco

Dear Voter,

I think McCain would probably have a pet rat. Palin is most likely one of those women who has 30 cats. Obama and Biden probably intelligent pets. Like me.

Based on that, it's obvious who would make the best president.

Dogs rockin' the vote,

Harry