Color

Dear Harry,

Do dogs have color issues like humans?

Curious in Campbell

Dear Curious,

What is "color"?

Love, Harry

presidential pooch scandal

Dear Harry,
Do you think the new presidential pooch (PP) will have an affair during the first year of office? Or, will an old mistress/mister arrive at the white house with puppies in tow? And, do you think the new PP should air his/her laundry during campaigning or after winning office? Finally, how much should we care?
Sincerly,
A concern canine

Dear Concerned,

I think if there is any question, we'll have to sniff their butts. That's the only way to tell for sure!

Give 'em hell,

Harry

white house pets

Dear Harry,

Do you think the new U.S. President will have a dog in the White House? If so, what kind of dog would McCain have and what kind do you think Obama would have?

You don’t think they’d have a cat too do you?

Thanks,

A concerned citizen in San Francisco

Dear Voter,

I think McCain would probably have a pet rat. Palin is most likely one of those women who has 30 cats. Obama and Biden probably intelligent pets. Like me.

Based on that, it's obvious who would make the best president.

Dogs rockin' the vote,

Harry

work related stress

Dear Harry the Dog,

What can I do to help me cope with the stress of my job?

Sleepless in Seattle


Dear Sleepyhead,

When I feel stressed, I go outside and eat grass until I puke. It always makes me feel better.

Sincerely,

Harry the Dog